You have absolutely nothing better to do right now than jump up, run to the nearest bathroom and learn how to fold a toilet paper origami boat. Seriously. Bonus points if you’re near a public bathroom and you just hang out there re-folding the toilet paper every time someone leaves the stall.
I’m going to let you know right now that I happen to enjoy the crispy, cheap toilet paper instead of the creepy fluffy stuff that feels like I want to punch it, so I can’t attest to how this will hold up on that.
For as easy as this looks, and it is once you have the hang of it, you first few boats will look like utter crap. (I couldn’t resist a poop reference in this post.) Practice a bunch of times until you figure out the proportions you like for the sail to hull ratio, the fatness or thinness of the sail, etc. You’ll see which folds affect what as you practice.
I found it strangely satisfying to focus on this one simple activity for a while until I mastered it, because my brain has become so sadly unused to focusing on anything.
Instructions For the Toilet Paper Origami Sailboat:
- Unfold a section of toilet paper up against the wall.
- Fold down the 2 corners toward you to meet in the middle.
- Fold the whole piece back down onto the roll and fold back the 2 edges to make a new point. You can kinda see what’s going on in the photo, but I recommend you watch the video to see this fancy move more clearly.
4. Fold this whole piece back up the roll at the top of this v-shape so you see your original folds.
5. Fold the bottom edge of the t.p. up to just cover the bottom edges of these folds.
6. Fold the little bottom corners under.
7. Now say ‘toilet paper origami sailboat’ 5 times fast.
Bonus: This will totally get you invited back to the boyfriend’s house for another dinner. Or you can amuse yourself in the bathroom stall at Target while your 3 year old is trying to poop for 25 minutes.
Here, have a video. it’s easier to see the steps, and I have a special thumbnail with the remains of some random pink nail polish on it.
Here is the nautical shot I took:
Like strange origami projects? I also have a lovely origami giraffe for you to make.